"Women only think like men when they are in the presence of boys, but there comes a time in every woman’s life when she must put away those toys."
—Michael E. Reid
"There is nothing that makes a person feel quite so lonely, as to be in the company of others laughing and enjoying each others’ company; and yet to feel completely left out of their joy." -Unknown
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
And you were warned!
"Life, to be worthy of a rational being, must be always in progression; we must always purpose to do more or better than in time past." -Samuel Johnson